The world was on the brink of chaos. Not from war, famine, or natural disaster—no, this was a crisis of a different kind. A crisis of *stupidity*.
It all started with a curse. Not the kind of curse you find in fairy tales, with witches and cauldrons and dramatic lightning strikes. No, this curse was born out of frustration, desperation, and a very pregnant artist’s desire to teach a lesson to the most insufferable man on the planet. Zoe Bellamy didn’t mean to unleash a global phenomenon. She just wanted her husband’s idiot boss to stop being, well, an idiot.
But when the curse took hold, it just affected one man. But the idea spread like wildfire, thanks to a little invention called the SmartChip—a brain-enhancing device that promised to make humanity smarter, faster, and better. Instead, it showed that the world was a ticking time bomb of stupidity, with one very unfortunate side effect: every time someone said something dumb, they… well, let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.
Enter Brandon Bellamy, a construction foreman with a heart of gold and patience worn thinner than a porta-potty wall. Alongside his wife Zoe, he finds himself at the center of a legal battle, a global movement, and a fight for common sense in a world that’s lost its mind.
From the boardrooms of power-hungry tech moguls to the courthouse steps where the fate of humanity hangs in the balance, Poomageddon is a riotous, absurd, and surprisingly heartfelt tale of what happens when the world finally says, “Enough is enough.”
Packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unforgettable characters, and a healthy dose of social satire, this is the story of how one curse brought the world to its knees—and how a group of ordinary people rose up to fight back.
So buckle up, hold your nose, and get ready for a wild ride. Because in a world where stupidity has consequences, the only way out is through.
Welcome to Poomageddon.
