Tuesday, November 14, 2023

The Moron at the End of This Book: Short Stories From A Life, Well, Lived

 


The Moron at the End of This Book:

Short Stories From A Life, Well, Lived


On the whole, The Moron at the End of This Book is an insightful, self-scrutinizing memoir about the highs and woes of a life, perhaps not well-lived, but, well, lived. With a collection of short stories and love letters to the living and the dead, author Andrew Couch calls upon nearly 40 years of impulsive actions, unusual friendships, odd jobs, and a careworn moral compass to deliver a mercifully one-of-a-kind account of a man in search of approval from his child-self.
In First Communion Blues, the glory of virtue and faith collide with the agony of excess and innocence. Take an engaging and darkly humorous journey through questionable-but-entertaining choices connecting near-death-by-karate-belt to slap-dash psycho-analysis in Hang On, Diagnosis! Get a behind-the-retail-counter glimpse into the world of fanatical-but-sweet post-mortem Elvis worship in Graceland. In Ain’t No Heroes Here, we learn why drugs might be bad for people. In Curiosity Killed the Cake, we learn why drugs might be bad for coconut cake and good sex. And of course no good memoir would be complete without mention of the coming-of-age, poorly-handled bodily functions revealed in Of Course, I Give a Shit.
Says Couch: “Moron may be my native tongue, but to be useful is my love language. I’ve pursued my weird interests and developed various skills for that purpose - to be useful. I’m the kind of guy you can trust to be on time while ensuring you maintain a sense of moral and intellectual superiority. You know, like a dog or a child of average intelligence.”


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Monday, November 13, 2023

Are Your Ready for Holiday Book Marketing

 


Hello Authors,

The time is here to get your books out there one of the best buying times for your book is upon us.  Holiday Shopping has begun and you need to have your book out in front of as many people as possible


Sunday, November 12, 2023

Shabin: The Reluctant Prince of Rhime

 


Shabin: The Reluctant Prince of Rhime 


Over four hundred years ago, Jason’s great-grandfather mixed alien and human DNA until he created a lab rat son. Since the Herodians communicated with a telepathic link, it wasn’t surprising when Jason’s grandfather gained some of those abilities. Using mental manipulation, Shabin Industries became a planetary empire — always keeping details of the power a secret.After Jason’s insane father murders his only friend, he runs away, fearing he’s next. Leaving the planet, and the protection he’s always enjoyed, was a stupid thing to do, but a chance meeting with company pilot, Sparrow, and several other minions, both willing and unwilling, turns his flight into a frantic attempt to stop an interplanetary war.




Saturday, November 11, 2023

Temple in the Sand The Memoirs of a Pharaoh

   



 

Seti I is most frequently known as the father of Ramesses II, but in fact, was a great pharaoh himself, despite a relatively short reign of just eleven years. A great warrior king, a strategic thinker, and a man who knew the life of the ordinary people, he was an extraordinary ruler. His brand was excellence, and he used that in many forms to win his people over to a king who was not born royal. A warrior with the soul of an artist, his Great Hypostyle Hall at Karnak is a wonder. His tomb in the Valley of the Kings is the most beautiful, with a burial chamber referred to as “The Sistine Chapel of Ancient Egypt.” His mortuary temple in Abydos venerates the main deities of old Egypt with some of that ancient culture’s most beautiful raised relief art.
It is that temple, The Temple of Seti, that forms the structure of this novel which attempts to recreate the diary of the pharaoh. It is written on the temple walls that the king kept a diary and had it hidden somewhere in the temple. As yet it has not been found, but one can easily imagine the king in the solitude of the night writing of his life, as he realizes his shortness of breath and pressure in the chest may mean it is the last year of that magnificent life. Temple in the Sand, the Memoirs of a Pharaoh is a tribute to the mysterious and beautiful sacred structure built by Pharaoh Seti I in Abydos and to the man behind the royal regalia.





Friday, November 10, 2023

Trust Me with Your Life: A Medical Thriller

 


 Trust Me with Your Life: A Medical Thriller


Angela, Bill's lover, is acutely ill in the emergency department at the university hospital where they both work. He is the successful and influential academic surgeon with the aristocratic family pedigree. She is the nurse from an immigrant Italian family. She knows too much, and she could ruin his reputation. She needs emergency surgery. She has no choice but to trust him with her life.

What if something were to happen during her surgery? What if she did not get better? What if someone else got the blame for it all?

Bill has done it before, and he's been able to get away with it. Still, the hospital and the medical school leaders have been promoting him with more titles, more accolades, more authority. His personal life may be in shambles, but he has influential friends on his side.

This time, however, the situation is a lot more complicated. The Chief of Surgery, the senior surgical resident, the hospital attorneys, Angela's family with mafia ties ... they all suspect something may be hidden behind Bill's façade of success. Yet, their evidence can't even come close to the astonishing truth that Dr. Bill Bosworth has been hiding for so many years.


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Trust Me with Your Life: A Medical Thriller

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Thursday, November 9, 2023

It Happened in Barcelona

 


It Happened in Barcelona 


After John’s wife dies in an accident, a well-dressed man, now unshaven with hair down to his shoulders, looks like a tramp. John only shaves after his friends, Gilbert, and Wendy, invite him in for New Year's Dinner. During the meal, John says, “I’ve decided to move abroad.” Although shocked, they decided Spain would be best for him. After John checks out various properties online, he goes to look at them. Although he has no ideas about romance when he flies to Spain, everything changes when he meets Mia. As a result, John ends up with the one thing that has been missing in his life.





Wednesday, November 8, 2023

It's Guessing Time! Sea Animals

 


"It's Guessing Time! Sea Animals":

Riddles in Rhyme for Kids,

Let`s learn about sea animals in a fun way!


"It's Guessing Time: Sea Animals" invites young readers to explore the captivating underwater world and discover the wonders of sea creatures through playful rhyme and vivid illustrations. From sharks and turtles to penguins and seals, this book takes children on an enchanting voyage beneath the waves. Children will learn about the unique characteristics and behaviors of the sea animals as they navigate the ocean's depths and coral reefs.
"It's Guessing Time: Sea Animals" invites young readers to explore the captivating underwater world. It is an engaging read-aloud experience that combines learning and imagination, making it an ideal choice for children who are curious about marine life and eager to embark on a poetic underwater escapade. This is the third book from the book series "It's Guessing Time".
The printed book also includes a board game with sea friends. Dice and pawns (markers) are not included.





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