Alex Wagner is a 30-year-old nobody who moves to the town of Hampton to launch his new life pursuing a degree at a second-rate art college. After his shift ends at the rundown bowling alley where he works part time, he stumbles into an encounter with a masked vigilante who spends his days working “undercover” as a homeless person.
Under normal circumstances, the vigilante would dispose of someone who witnessed his night time activities, but he learns that Alex is a talented sketch artist, so he gives Alex an ultimatum: follow him around to record his exploits in a graphic novel memoir, or “I’ll kill you and plant weird stuff from the dark web on your hard drive so everyone will think you were a freak.”
Using his network of “field assets” comprised of a homeless prophet, meth addicts, and a schizophrenic; this mysterious ex-intelligence operative—who Alex comes to know as “Randy”—unearths the seedy underworld of Hampton with a style of vigilantism that is more Dexter than Batman. As Alex discovers during his time with Randy, nothing in the city of Hampton is quite what it seems to be—especially Randy.
RAVE REVIEWS And Praise for The Carriage Master
“I heard you wrote a book. That’s badass.”
-My friend Ryan
“Sounds great.”
-My friend Tony
“Lol. I’ll call you tomorrow.”
-My friend Adam
“What is it about?...Huh. Well, isn’t that something.”
-My Dad
“Dear Jake,
I'm sorry, but your project does not sound like a fit for me at this time, so I will have to pass. Thank you for considering me and best of luck with your future queries.”
-A ton of literary agents
Saturday, November 30, 2024
The Carriage Master
Friday, November 29, 2024
What You Get When You Purchase Get Your Head Out of Your Metaphysical Ass: Your Metaphysical Journey Begins
What You Get When You Purchase Get Your Head Out of Your Metaphysical Ass: Your Metaphysical Journey Begins
Are you ready to dive into metaphysics in a way that’s approachable, insightful, and genuinely fun? Get Your Head Out of Your Metaphysical Ass: Your Metaphysical Journey Begins by Rob Alex, Ph.D., is here to shake up your spiritual journey with a blend of wisdom, practicality, and humor.
This is not your average metaphysical guide. Instead of being bogged down by esoteric jargon or intimidating concepts, this book makes metaphysics relatable. Whether you're a curious newbie or a seasoned practitioner, here's what you’ll find when you open its pages:
1. A Down-to-Earth Approach to Metaphysics
Forget lofty ideals and confusing theories. This book is all about grounding metaphysical concepts in real-life scenarios. Rob Alex uses humor and personal anecdotes to make even the most profound ideas easy to understand and apply.
2. Practical Tools for Everyday Life
Metaphysics isn’t just for meditation retreats or mystical ceremonies. Get Your Head Out of Your Metaphysical Ass brings it into your daily routine. Learn simple practices that help you tap into your intuition, find balance, and create a deeper connection with yourself and the world around you.
3. A Blueprint for Building Your Unique Metaphysical Path
No two spiritual journeys are alike, and this book embraces that. Rob Alex provides guidance on how to craft a metaphysical practice that resonates with your personality, lifestyle, and goals. Whether it’s journaling, meditating, or connecting with nature, you’ll find inspiration to create a path that feels authentically you.
4. Metaphysical Practices for the Whole Family
One of the standout features of this book is its inclusivity. Want to share your metaphysical journey with your children? There’s a whole section on how to introduce kids to metaphysical practices in a way that’s engaging and age-appropriate.
5. Insights on Relationships and Connection
Metaphysics isn’t just about connecting with the universe—it’s also about building meaningful connections with others. This book explores how metaphysical principles can enhance your relationships, from improving communication to fostering deeper intimacy.
6. Big Questions Made Simple
What’s the meaning of life? Do we have free will, or is everything pre-destined? Rob Alex tackles these age-old questions with clarity and wit, offering perspectives that are as enlightening as they are thought-provoking.
7. Humor with a Purpose
Let’s face it: spiritual journeys can sometimes feel a little too serious. Rob Alex keeps it light, injecting humor into every chapter to remind you that metaphysics isn’t just about soul-searching—it’s also about enjoying the ride.
Why You Should Grab This Book Today
If you’re looking for a guide that:
- Breaks down metaphysics into bite-sized, relatable pieces
- Inspires personal growth without being preachy or rigid
- Offers practical tools to improve your life and relationships
- Makes you laugh while you learn
...then Get Your Head Out of Your Metaphysical Ass is the perfect fit.
So go ahead—take the leap, explore the possibilities, and embrace a metaphysical journey that’s as unique as you are. This book isn’t just about learning; it’s about living—fully, mindfully, and with a whole lot of joy.
Ready to begin? Grab your copy today and start unlocking the magic within you!
Thursday, November 28, 2024
Why The Big Black Book of Sex Positions is the Perfect Christmas Gift
Why The Big Black Book of Sex Positions
is the Perfect Christmas Gift
When the stockings are hung, the tree is lit, and the mistletoe is strategically placed, it’s the perfect time to bring a little spice to someone’s life. This holiday season, why not give the gift that keeps on giving: The Big Black Book of Sex Positions: Take Your Sex Life From Boring To Mind-Blowing in a Few More Than 69 Moves?
From the creators of the beloved The Little Black Book of Sex Positions, this larger-than-life guide promises to reignite passion, creativity, and connection. Here’s why it’s the ultimate holiday surprise:
1. It’s the Gift of Fun and Adventure
Forget the traditional socks and sweaters—this book brings excitement and exploration to any couple’s life. With positions like Bottoms Up and The Joyride, this manual isn’t just a guide; it’s an invitation to play.
Whether the recipient is looking to shake things up or dive into new territory, The Big Black Book provides the tools, tips, and techniques to transform the bedroom into a playground of possibility.
2. Perfect for New Year’s Resolutions
Why not ring in the new year with a resolution to connect more deeply with your partner? The book not only showcases tantalizing positions but also offers insights into foreplay, mood-setting, and even exercises to boost flexibility and endurance.
It’s the ultimate roadmap to starting the new year with passion and purpose.
3. Approachable and Inclusive
Unlike some intimidating guides, this book is as accessible as it is adventurous. It doesn’t just focus on positions—it dives into the why and how, with sections on toys, foreplay, and even the long-debated topic of size (spoiler: it only matters when it’s wrong!).
This is a gift that fits every couple, from the newlyweds still in the honeymoon phase to the long-term partners looking to rekindle the flame.
4. A Thoughtful Way to Break the Stigma
Sexual health and satisfaction are vital parts of life, yet they’re often shrouded in unnecessary taboo. Gifting this book says, “It’s okay to talk about and explore what brings joy and connection.” It’s not just a present; it’s permission to prioritize intimacy and fun.
5. It’s a Gift for the Giver Too
Let’s be honest—if you’re part of a couple, this book isn’t just for the recipient; it’s a gift for both of you. The tips, tricks, and adventurous spirit it inspires can turn cold winter nights into warm and steamy experiences.
Who doesn’t love a gift that brings joy to the giver and the receiver?
6. Beyond the Bedroom
This book isn’t just about physical intimacy; it also includes tips on setting the mood, improving communication, and deepening the emotional connection that underpins a healthy sex life. It’s the ultimate package for building a stronger bond with your partner.
The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer
Wrapped in a bow or slipped into a stocking, The Big Black Book of Sex Positions is a playful, thoughtful, and transformative gift that will leave your loved ones smiling well into the new year.
So, this Christmas, step away from the generic gifts and give something memorable. After all, what better way to spread holiday cheer than with a guide to spreading… well, joy?
Wednesday, November 27, 2024
The Adventures of JJ and Rambo: The Accident
The Adventures of JJ and Rambo:
The Accident
The Adventures of JJ and Rambo is a series of short stories portraying how JJ went from being a lonely little boy with no friends to meeting Rambo an energetic puppy, who becomes his very best friend! They begin to grow up together, but JJ suffers a horrific injury as a young boy; however, JJ and Rambo bond together to overcome this unfortunate situation. Their strong bond sets the path for numerous other adventures.
A Box of Frogs: A Highclere Inn & Carriage House Mystery
An electric fence, a beautiful cryptic box, and the wildest goose chase this side of Muskoka.
Monday, November 25, 2024
Monolith: Echoes of Eternity
Monolith: Echoes of Eternity
Over thirty million years have passed since the fall of the mostly forgotten Human Empire.
What has replaced it is a universe of conflicting empires and other factions, all vying for dominance and power.
In the midst of this cosmopolitical landscape, Xueri, a young and seemingly insignificant prince on Planet Rualaj, an isolated snowy planet on the fringes of the universe, finds his destiny to be tied up in great cosmic events.
The Rualajese, unlike any other alien race, possess immortality, a trait that seizes the attention of the Empire of Durosia and catapults them to invade Xueri's world.
Xueri and his people try their best to resist, but are hopeless against the mighty alien empire. He is separated from his best friend and now girlfriend, Sapphire, to be put in a ten thousand-year coma while in a lab on another planet.
After awakening, Xueri finds himself in an unfamiliar universe as he slowly recovers his memories.
Meanwhile, the new Durosian Emperor, Vielodesi, is desperate for immortality, which Durosia has still failed to extract, as he finds himself in his seventies and with no heir. Vielodesi decides he must finish what his ancestors started and capture Xueri to extract his immortality.
A struggle that will determine the fate of the universe and the supernatural realm awaits Xueri.
The question is, can he even save himself?
Important Notice: Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, I have sadly had to remove some of the supplementary content from the hardcover version that exists in the paperback. I tried to maintain the most desirable parts of the supplementary resources and tried my best to remove as little as necessary.
Thank you for your understanding.
Sunday, November 24, 2024
Sugar Cube: A Mafia/Benedict Novel
Sugar Cube: A Mafia/Benedict Novel
A mob boss fights to get his kidnapped son back, just as the FBI are trying to put him on trial.
Sal Benedict has become one of the most powerful mob bosses of all time. He's an understated man who lives frugally with his wife. But he's also highly temperamental, and he's about to confront an issue that'll make him go through the roof.
Someone has kidnapped his son Johnny, a gifted young student at Harvard Medical School. The Irish mob has been taking family members of Italian gangsters for some time, but no one has been dumb enough before to sign their own death warrant like this. How will Sal get Johnny back, and fend off Thorson Kincaid of the FBI - with whom he's been playing a 'cat and mouse' game - at the same time? The feds want to put Sal behind bars, and they've chosen the worst time possible - for Sal, that is - to do it.
Saturday, November 23, 2024
A Deeper Well to Draw From: A Mother and Son Venture to Africa and Mauritius
A Deeper Well to Draw From:
A Mother and Son Venture to Africa and Mauritius
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
Shadows of Tehran: Forged in Conflict: From Iranian Rebel to American Soldier
Shadows of Tehran: Forged in Conflict:
From Iranian Rebel to American Soldier
“When you find yourself at the gates of Hell, keep walking.” —Churchill
Raised in Tehran but torn between two worlds, Ricardo’s young life is thrown into chaos when his American father abandons the family just as the Islamic Revolution of 1979 breaks out. As fundamental human rights are washed away in a tide of religious, anti-Western fanaticism, Ricardo’s mother remarries, introducing a stepfather with a dark secret.
At only 14 years old, Ricardo vows to take back what was stolen under the oppressive, authoritarian rule. He quickly becomes a rebel leader, earning himself renown as the Shadow Rider of Tehran. When his name is leaked and an execution order issued, he must flee the only country he has called home. But the fight is not over. Blessed with an indomitable will and unbreakable spirit, Ricardo becomes a US Special Forces soldier, and in a surprising turn of events, lands right back where he started.
Spanning continents and infused with heart-pounding action, Shadows of Tehran is more than just a story of war. It’s an exploration of one man’s refusal to break under abuse, abandonment, and loss—an affirmation that we, not the events in our lives, determine whether to be a victim or survivor. Based on a true story, this is an astonishing tale of resilience, rebellion, and the enduring human spirit—one that will inspire anyone facing their own shadows to keep pushing forward.
Shadows of Tehran: Forged in Conflict:
From Iranian Rebel to American Soldier
Thursday, November 14, 2024
EXTINCTION WARRIOR: One Girl's Round-the-World Quest to Find Her Parents and Save Endangereds
EXTINCTION WARRIOR:
One Girl's Round-the-World Quest to Find Her Parents
and Save Endangereds
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
The Story Teller: Volume 1
The Story Teller: Volume 1
"The Story Teller" by Jason Sharp
In the quaint village of Willowbrook, a young shepherd named Jarek captivates the hearts of his fellow villagers with mesmerizing tales that feel as real as life itself. Every evening, as the sun dips below the horizon, Jarek shares stories of enchanted forests, gentle giants, and hidden worlds—each tale more wondrous than the last. But these are no ordinary stories; Jarek’s dreams take him to distant, magical realms that spark the imaginations of all who listen, from wide-eyed children to wise elders.
Parents and children alike will journey with Jarek as he reveals a world where kindness, courage, and the wonder of dreams come alive. Through captivating tales, young readers will learn valuable lessons about the importance of community, the power of dreams, and the magic of seeing beyond what meets the eye. Perfect for bedtime or family reading, The Story Teller is a heartwarming adventure that promises to inspire and delight readers of all ages.
on Amazon / Kindle / Kindle Unlimited
Monday, November 11, 2024
What Can I Do?
Sunday, November 10, 2024
Le Requin.
Saturday, November 9, 2024
Silken Waters (Legends of the Vale Book 2)
Silken Waters (Legends of the Vale Book 2)
Silken Waters transports readers back to the Vale, a realm governed by magic and ruled by powerful races of elves and vampires. These two races have been at odds for a thousand years, forbidden to associate, much less fall in love. In the sequel to Child of Dawn, Rennault, the leader of the Bradach- a faction of vampire pirates - must face the changes brought by the newfound peace in the Vale. When his, and other Bradach's way of life is threatened, he seeks his right to rule the waters. Little does he know that this endeavor will take him on an adventure that will not only change his life but the lives of everyone in the Vale. He will be challenged in love, brotherhood, and choosing between what is right, and what is easy.
Friday, November 8, 2024
Mendacity: Americas Best Are Secretly Dwelling Among You
Mendacity:
Americas Best Are Secretly
Dwelling Among You
Corruption was expected from drug cartels, but could it reach even deeper?
The Footprints of the Forebears: A Coalition Series Book - 7
The Footprints of the Forebears:
A Coalition Series Book - 7
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